Everyone in Heaven Gets an Indian Name

So, what does become of you once you've shuffled off that mortal coil? Take a brief glimpse into eternity – or as some may call it, "The Happy Hunting Grounds."

Snowman on a
Hot Tin Roof

Rankin & Bass, Tennessee Williams... Burl Ives brings the fiery passion of "Big Daddy" to Rudolph's "Sam the Snowman."

Origin of the Specious
An animated interpretation of "The History of Man"

You say that Darwinian evolution is lacking? And you can't abide Intelligent Design or any theory that could possibly make use of the word "intelligent?" Let L. Ron Hubbard "clear" things up for you in Origin of the Specious.

Bobo Say
Atavistic Advice Column

Dear Bobo,

Recently, my husband passed away. Hector and I were together for thirty-seven years. Bobo, what can I do to begin my life anew?

— Mourning in Milwaukee
 

Got embarrassing problem? Children ugly? Husband gay? Bobo want to help. Send painful secrets, and Bobo give snide, public advice. Remember, Bobo not qualified for anything — Bobo monkey.

Read Bobo Say or ask Bobo at bobo@andsuchandsuch.com

When You Ride Alone, You Ride with Hitler!

Or so says the WWII-era poster. Sure, Hitler doesn't make for good company, but at least he'll qualify you for the carpool lane.

Fluffinpuff is Tough Enough

Appleton Fluffinpuff is elected Godfather.

“Put a bullet in Tommy's ear...” Read on.