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Frequently Asked Questions
Q. So are you condoning drinking and driving?
A. I dunno.
Q. It's pretty irresponsible — don't you think — to glorify getting liquored up and speeding around a mall parking lot?
A. I guess so.
Q. Do you know how many people are killed in drunk driving accidents
every year?
A. Jesus, lighten up.
Q. Okay. Can you do this?
A. What? I can't see you. This is a written piece.
Q. Oh. I was touching my tongue to my earlobe. Can you do that?
A. I suppose so, if I wanted to lick your ear. These are supposed to be frequently asked questions about the story.
Q. What story?
A. The Ticket.
Q. Oh, yeah. Don't you think it's reckless of you to glamorize
drunk driving?
A. Yes. Fine.
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